The Best Funny Christmas Cards in Australia: Why Bad on Paper’s 2025 Christmas cards are your new festive essential

If you’re searching for funny Christmas cards, quirky Christmas stationery, or unique Christmas cards in Australia, you’ve landed in the right place. Bad on Paper’s Christmas collection is bold, loud, and unapologetically fun - perfect for anyone who wants to ditch the boring, cookie-cutter holiday greetings and send something that actually gets a laugh.

Our 2025 Christmas card range is all about bright colours, maximalist prints, and the kind of humour that people screenshot and send to their group chats. Whether you’re shopping for co-workers, family, best friends, or that one person who loves a bit of festive chaos, these cards hit the sweet spot between sassy and seasonal.

Why Choose Bad on Paper Christmas Cards?
1. Genuinely Funny Christmas Cards That People Remember

Forget the generic “Merry Christmas” vibes. Our cards are designed to stand out - bold, colourful, a little unhinged (in the best way), and guaranteed to get a reaction. If you want your card to be the one that lives on the fridge all year, this is the collection.

2. Maximalist Designs for Dopamine Decor Lovers

Our cards are bright, patterned, and vibrant - made for people who live life in full colour. These aren’t cards you quietly slip under the tree; they’re cards that scream FESTIVE CHAOS and look incredible doing it.

3. Perfect for Friends, Co-Workers & Everyone In Between

You’ll find something for every type of person in your life:

Your work bestie who deserves a laugh

Your cousin who thrives on sarcasm

Your friend who starts drinking champagne at 10am on Christmas Day

Anyone sick of overly sweet, generic Christmas cards

4. Affordable, Premium Quality, and Australian Made

You’re supporting local design, small business, and a brand dedicated to giving the world better (and funnier) stationery.

Popular Funny Christmas Cards From Our 2025 Collection

While the entire collection is worth browsing, here are some of the cards customers can’t stop adding to cart:

“Shut Up Liver” Christmas Card

Perfect for the friend who treats Christmas like a competitive sport.

“Christmas Already? Time Flies” Card

For the person who spent the entire year saying “Wait… what month is it?”

“Seasons Greetings, Bitch”

A cult favourite. A festive classic. A bold energy we fully support.

“The Best Thing About My Year? You”

For someone who deserves a sincere-but-still-very-Bad-on-Paper moment.

More Than Cards: Match With Tags & Fill-Your-Own Bon Bons

Complete your gifting moment with our matching Christmas gift tags and fill-your-own bon bons. They’re bright, cheeky, and an easy way to turn even the simplest gift into something that looks ultra-considered.

Your presents will look so good people might forget you bought them at the last minute.

Why Our Christmas Cards Rank Among Australia’s Best

Here’s what sets Bad on Paper apart in the world of Australian Christmas stationery:

Unique designs you won’t find anywhere else

Bold, modern, humorous messaging

High-quality printing and premium card stock

Perfect for maximalist homes and dopamine decor lovers

Created by an Australian brand with a cult following

And most importantly? They make people laugh — which is exactly what Christmas should do.

Spread Festive Chaos (The Good Kind)

If you’re ready to send holiday cheer with a side of unfiltered personality, our 2025 Christmas card collection is your new go-to. Whether you’re writing heartfelt messages or mildly unhinged ones, these cards are the perfect way to celebrate the season.

Browse the full collection here and find your new favourite Christmas card: