2026 Bad on Paper Calendar (Sqaure) 21cm x 21cm
These are not your average, inspirational quote-filled wall art. Bad on Paper is here to celebrate your chaos and serve up just enough unhinged energy to keep you going all year.
Whether you're counting down to payday, that thing you said yes to and instantly regretted, or your annual attempt at Dry July, this calendar’s got your back.
Hang it proud and plan your nonsense because it's time to get a little bad on paper.
Saddle Stitch Calendar
21cm x 21cm
⚡MONTHLY BREAKDOWN⚡
January - What’s your birthstone? Mine’s rock bottom.
February - The best part of a relationship is at the very beginning when you haven't met and you're single.
March - I don’t care about my foot hanging off the bed anymore. Come get me demons. Bring me home.
April - Did you tell them to fuck off about it? - me as a therapist
May - Titanic is just an old woman telling a story about some good dick she got on a cruise.
June - Whoever has my voodoo doll can you give it Ozempic?
July - Your thirties are mostly spent looking for deals and trying not to cry at work.
August - Well slap my arse and call me 1929 because I’m in a great depression.
September - September already? Time flies when your life is falling apart.
October - You’re a beautiful ray of fucking sunshine.
November - Sometimes I drop things and I’m too lazy to pick them up - like bobby pins, or my hopes and dreams.
December - I can’t stop spending money. I’m the primary breadloser of my household.
Greeting Cards
10.5cm x 14.8cm
Premium, matte 400gsm
Individually wrapped in a cello sleeve including a premium white envelope enclosed in a mailer.
Gift Tags
5cm x 10cm
Premium, matte 400gsm
Gift tags will come with individual string, enclosed in a mailer.
Best Sellers Packs (Cards)
6 x cards and 6 x envelopes in a cardboard sleeve
Best Sellers Packs (Tags)
10 tags with string in a cardboard sleeve
Bon Bons (box)
30.5cm x 23cm x 6cm
Spiral Calendar
30cm x 21cm
Saddle Stitch Calendar
21cm x 21cm
Online Customer Orders
We will pack and dispatch your order from our warehouse in Brisbane within 5 business days (EXCLUDING BON BONS). Bon bons will be dispatched after the 10th of November 2025.
Wholesale Orders
- Packages - please allow up to 4 weeks for production and delivery.
- Christmas products - all Christmas and calendar products will be delivered by mid-late November depending on ordering dates. Please email for an ETA.
All Orders
Please note that while we have control over things on our end, we are still at the mercy of Australia Post after your order leaves us so any unexpected delays in transit are out of our control.
Returns and Exchanges
We do not provide returns or exchanges for 'change of mind'.
Damages and Issues
Please inspect your order upon receipt and contact us within 7 days if the item is defective, damaged, or if you receive the wrong item, so that we may evaluate the issue and make it right.
To be eligible for a refund due to damaged or defective products, your item must be in the same condition that you received it, unused, with tags, and in its original packaging. You'll also need the receipt or proof of purchase.
Please contact us at tara@badonpaper.com.au. If your purchase is accepted, we’ll send you instructions on how and where to send your package. Items sent back to us without first requesting a return will not be accepted.
Refunds
We will notify you once we’ve received and inspected your return to let you know if the refund was approved or not. If approved, you’ll be automatically refunded on your original payment method within 10 business days. Please remember it can take some time for your bank or credit card company to process and post the refund too.